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Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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