Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

Jizzmobile by norTnoJ January 24, 2017

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Jahzmobile

An older, more affordable car purchased by a college student. Usually a temporary vehicle bought for a certain specific purpose, such as work commute, weekend trips etc. Typically plagued by problems due to user error, and within the first 3 years of ownership, repairs cost as much as, if not more than the vehicle itself.

Yo dude, our boy's Jahzmobile broke down again; maybe we should fix it for him?

Jahzmobile by ramblingamlinhelluvaengineer August 24, 2019

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Jizzmobile • Jahzmobile • Jitmobile • Rizzmobile

Jitmobile

An automobile for Jits. In similar category as the Batmobile, only active in Florida.

"I was swerin' the Jitmobile thru da streetz cuh"

"You a jit fo dat, on Flawda thangs"

Jitmobile by OGJitmobile March 27, 2021

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Rizzmobile

Vehicle owned by Kevin. Attracts all the females. Must be hybrid

Let's take the Rizzmobile for a drive

Rizzmobile by zawexspl, April 14, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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