Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

by norTnoJ January 24, 2017

Jahzmobile

An older, more affordable car purchased by a college student. Usually a temporary vehicle bought for a certain specific purpose, such as work commute, weekend trips etc. Typically plagued by problems due to user error, and within the first 3 years of ownership, repairs cost as much as, if not more than the vehicle itself.

Yo dude, our boy's Jahzmobile broke down again; maybe we should fix it for him?

by ramblingamlinhelluvaengineer August 24, 2019

Jitmobile

An automobile for Jits. In similar category as the Batmobile, only active in Florida.

"I was swerin' the Jitmobile thru da streetz cuh"

"You a jit fo dat, on Flawda thangs"

by OGJitmobile March 27, 2021

Rizzmobile

Vehicle owned by Kevin. Attracts all the females. Must be hybrid

Let's take the Rizzmobile for a drive

by zawexspl, April 14, 2023