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Jizzjacket 

A condom to catch the Jizz release
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

jizzjacker 

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.
Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth
jizzjacker by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007

jizzjacker 

Someone who falls short of completing a promised task.

A person who does not suck cock, but merely milks cum into his/her mouth.

v. jizzjacked, Having been promised something or agreed to perform a task and then the person reneges, doesn't show, etc.

You can't believe him he's a real jizzjacker.

I was counting on a slow, warm, wet BJ but s/he turned out to be only a jizzjacker.

I bought tickets for them and they didn't pay me. I've been jizzjacked.

jizzjacker by Mora Hastits December 16, 2006

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026