jizzjacker
Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth
jizzjacker by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007
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Someone who falls short of completing a promised task.
A person who does not suck cock, but merely milks cum into his/her mouth.
v. jizzjacked, Having been promised something or agreed to perform a task and then the person reneges, doesn't show, etc.
A person who does not suck cock, but merely milks cum into his/her mouth.
v. jizzjacked, Having been promised something or agreed to perform a task and then the person reneges, doesn't show, etc.
You can't believe him he's a real jizzjacker.
I was counting on a slow, warm, wet BJ but s/he turned out to be only a jizzjacker.
I bought tickets for them and they didn't pay me. I've been jizzjacked.
I was counting on a slow, warm, wet BJ but s/he turned out to be only a jizzjacker.
I bought tickets for them and they didn't pay me. I've been jizzjacked.
jizzjacker by Mora Hastits December 16, 2006
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Jizzjacket
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."
I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."
I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."
Jizzjacket by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009
JizzJockey.
1. A horse who is super horny and cums.
2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
JizzJockey. by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010
Jizzacked
To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.
Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.
Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.
"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"
"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "
"Bummer, brah!"
"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "
"Bummer, brah!"
Jizzacked by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013
Jizzmacker
a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.
Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker
Jizzmacker by p0rn December 9, 2008
Jizznackered
Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.
Jizznackered by cheech393 July 21, 2008