december

national give ur girl a hoodie month. this is because it’s really fucking cold in december and ur girl really wants a fucking hoodie. so just give it to her.

it’s december, give me ur fUcking hoodie!!!

by fuepueta October 22, 2019

december

The month in which the hottest women are born.

That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

by Pseudonym123 August 25, 2008

december

If guys have "no nut november" then girls should have no drama december

Yay, it's time for no drama december!

by Spongebobismydeed3 November 18, 2019

december

A month during which nobody buys from britney

I want to buy a cute plushie from britney but I can’t because it’s december

by the_duck_king December 4, 2022

December

Destroy Dick December
The month after No Nut November where the boys go absolutely insane!

Friend 1: “Hey guess what! It’s almost December!”

Friend 2: “Yeah Christmas is coming, I’m aware.”
Friend 1: “No no you got it all wrong! Destroy Dick December is coming! It’s like the opposite of No Nut November!”

by NincompoopNavarre October 23, 2019

December

The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.

Her birthday is in December.

by j1234c August 18, 2008

December

December is the month where you can hug anyone you want at any time

Person 1: hey why are you hugging me?
Person 2: it’s december I can hug anyone whenever I want

by Iz2019 November 2, 2019