national give ur girl a hoodie month. this is because it’s really fucking cold in december and ur girl really wants a fucking hoodie. so just give it to her.
it’s december, give me ur fUcking hoodie!!!
by fuepueta October 22, 2019
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The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
by Pseudonym123 July 29, 2008
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A month during which nobody buys from britney
I want to buy a cute plushie from britney but I can’t because it’s december
by the_duck_king December 4, 2022
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Destroy Dick December
The month after No Nut November where the boys go absolutely insane!
Friend 1: “Hey guess what! It’s almost December!”

Friend 2: “Yeah Christmas is coming, I’m aware.”
Friend 1: “No no you got it all wrong! Destroy Dick December is coming! It’s like the opposite of No Nut November!”
by NincompoopNavarre October 24, 2019
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The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.
Her birthday is in December.
by j1234c August 18, 2008
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December is the month where you can hug anyone you want at any time
Person 1: hey why are you hugging me?
Person 2: it’s december I can hug anyone whenever I want
by Iz2019 November 2, 2019
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