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jizzillion
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
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jizzidue
sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
jizzocide
The act of murdering sperm.
You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
JIZZLORD
1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD
3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD
3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
JIZZLORD by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021
jizzics
jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010
jizzified
the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.
jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009
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