jizzillion
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
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Jizzillion
The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.
Jizzillion by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021
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jizzillion
A term used to express the excessive quantity of cocks during a gangbang. The numerical value is greater than, but not equal to the maximum number of cocks a single girl can take at one time, (usually 5; mouth, left hand, right hand, pussy, and ass). In short there must be more cocks at one time than is physically possible to one girl to make cum at the same time.
Teacher: so did anyone do anything fun over the weekend?
*girl raises hand*
Teacher: yes Jubilee?
Jubilee: we’ll after the big football game on Friday I snuck into the boys locker room and got fucked by a jizzillion cocks.
Teacher: uh, okay, exactly how many is a jizzillion?
Jubilee: How many football players are on our team?
Teacher: Why don’t you ask the school counselor.
*girl raises hand*
Teacher: yes Jubilee?
Jubilee: we’ll after the big football game on Friday I snuck into the boys locker room and got fucked by a jizzillion cocks.
Teacher: uh, okay, exactly how many is a jizzillion?
Jubilee: How many football players are on our team?
Teacher: Why don’t you ask the school counselor.
jizzillion by Db.on.db October 20, 2022
jizzillionaire
(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.
person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!
person 2: so?
person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...
person 2: what an asshole!
person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!
person 2: so?
person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...
person 2: what an asshole!
person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!
jizzillionaire by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010
jizillionaire
Someone who has had a lot of sex with men therefore been on the recieving end of a lot of semen 'jism'.
jizillionaire by BexT April 20, 2008
Jizziling
1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.
2) A small amount of semen.
2) A small amount of semen.
Dawg, it's jizziling outside.
So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.
So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.
Jizziling by dustinsays May 26, 2012
Jiguzillionaire
A semi-underground but not-so-known group of indecent young teenage rappers that do not fit into the criteria of society. The music they release on Soundcloud is total ear-rape and is only listened to by their friends and highly unintelligent teenagers that are either overweight or acne-ridden individuals with no prospect in life. One of the members called Uzi doesn't even rap because he has trouble speaking English and he sounds like a total foreign object when he tries to rap.
The word Jiguzillionaire can also be used to describe the groups fans or as a slang term for someone who is either over-weight, acne-ridden or a total looser with no goal in life.
The word Jiguzillionaire can also be used to describe the groups fans or as a slang term for someone who is either over-weight, acne-ridden or a total looser with no goal in life.
Person 1: "Hey, dude! Do you listen to Jiguzillionaire?"
Person 2: "No, they are so damn lame."
Person 1: "Look at Jimbob over there, literally has no goal in life."
Person 2: "What a total Jiguzillionaire."
Person 2: "No, they are so damn lame."
Person 1: "Look at Jimbob over there, literally has no goal in life."
Person 2: "What a total Jiguzillionaire."
Jiguzillionaire by Voldemort_nose August 2, 2016