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Jizzlotta 

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.
Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!
Jizzlotta by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011
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A robot who likes the jizz.
Ur mom is a jizzbot
Jizzbot by Jizzbot3000 May 11, 2009
a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape
fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now
jizzpot by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

Jizzioke 

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth, and makes her sing "Dont Stop Believen'" By Journey
Dude I made Brandi "jizzioke" last night.. NICE
Jizzioke by HellraiserMcGee September 29, 2010
The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..
Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

jizzintine 

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.
Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!
jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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