Jizziot

Name for someone who's is both mentally inept and suffers from a premature ejaculation problem

Guy 1: hey you guys see Angelo

Guy 2: yeah he's a fucking jizziot

by Frosty jimmy June 24, 2016

Jizzlotta

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.

Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!

by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011

Jizzbot

A robot who likes the jizz.

Ur mom is a jizzbot

by Jizzbot3000 May 11, 2009

jizzpot

a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape

fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now

by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

Jizzioke

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth, and makes her sing "Dont Stop Believen'" By Journey

Dude I made Brandi "jizzioke" last night.. NICE

by HellraiserMcGee September 29, 2010

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010