jizzbox

Randy gayer than aids Peck, keeps a box of used comdoms in his closet, because he loves the smell of his own jizz.

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Jizz Box

An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.

My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.

Jizz Box by Tedro357 April 21, 2009

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Ur mom is a jizzbot

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Term for vagina, or what they probably used to call it in the 20's.

"Back in the day guys were probly like, 'Hey dame, why don't you let me see your jazzbox.' I bet."

jazzbox by The Villain March 23, 2008

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Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz

I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza

Jizzbonanza by vgrd January 3, 2011

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(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink

Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.

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When you wank so much that your testicles explode.

Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)

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