Definitions by turfburn29

clomo 

One whom is in denial regarding their homosexual preference.

Bob: BRO, lets play pool basketball! If you don't want to play then you're gay...FAG!!!!
Curtis: Why, so you can "accidentally" grab my balls again, you clomo?

clomo by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

jizzified 

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.

jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

Swaggaling 

1) To pronounce the possession of amazing abilities that in reality, one does not have

2) To exaggerate ones abilities

Rob: "Yo bro, my penis is like 9 feet long, bro"

Mel: "Quit Swaggaling"

Swaggaling by turfburn29 July 27, 2009