turfburn29's definitions

jizzified

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.

by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

clomo

One whom is in denial regarding their homosexual preference.

Bob: BRO, lets play pool basketball! If you don't want to play then you're gay...FAG!!!!
Curtis: Why, so you can "accidentally" grab my balls again, you clomo?

by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

Swaggaling

1) To pronounce the possession of amazing abilities that in reality, one does not have

2) To exaggerate ones abilities

Rob: "Yo bro, my penis is like 9 feet long, bro"

Mel: "Quit Swaggaling"

by turfburn29 July 27, 2009