jizzidue

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sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.

when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.

masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.

leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.

impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice

jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive

jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012

Words you can keep

jizzidue

The gift left in her mouth after oral sex

jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.

Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.

When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY

jizzidue by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012

Related Words

jizzidue • jizzadue • jizzdue • jizziquette

jizzidue

basically its the residue thats left by jizz

TEENAGE LAD; i'm so embarressed, my mum went to wash my boxers last night
FRIEND; went to......????
TEEN LAD; yeah she couldnt get them out my room!!!
FREIND; ????????????
TEEN LAD; they were stuck to the carpet by the jizzidue

jizzidue by SeeDJStu June 27, 2010

jizzdue

1. After you get done masturbating and there is sperm on your hand and body then you go to wash it off and when you thought you got it all off after a while you will see a crusty layer of dried up cum on your stomach or thumb.

2. Crusted up jizz.

3. Dried up layer of sperm after showering.

"I masturbated and then showered and dried off and when I went downstairs to eat dinner a had jizzdue all over my stomach and thumb!"

jizzdue by davekicker31 June 25, 2009

jizziquette

The customary behavior of providing only the most exquisite sperm to your significant other by eating a healthy diet

He had such a refined jizziquette, a flamboyant, devil-may-care yet introspective sauce.

jizziquette by Pineapple4dayz August 5, 2017

jizzadue

jizz residue around the outside of the butt hole

shut up you slimey jizzadue!

jizzadue by jizzanator July 26, 2007

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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