Jihard

An extremist boner

Guy- Are you a terrorist?
Girl- No, Why?
Guy- Because I'm so Jihard right now

by Blinky5 November 12, 2012

Going Jihard

Going so hard that you may actualy kill yourself and others around you. Synonymous with the phrase "Taking it to the Muslimit"

See "Going Hard"

Gossiper 1: "Jimmy went Jihard last night, i heard he drank so much that when he vomited, the alcohol content burnt peoples faces off"
Gossiper 2: "Thats definately taking it to the Muslimit that is"

Man: "im 100% Going Jihard on my birthday"

by scrhodingerthecat292 March 3, 2011

Meme Jihad

A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:

1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek

Let's meme jihad, my dude.

by aiseKekistan122 May 19, 2017

Love Jihad

#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.

The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.

Beware of intention of the proposal girls, they get funding for Love Jihad.

by vaisheshil darshan August 18, 2023

Jirard Syndrome

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.

Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.

by Wilseph May 30, 2015

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.

When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.

by Joe Rodolico January 8, 2009

Black Fila Jihad Bro

Used when exclaiming shock or excitement
Can also be used as a chant or greeting to raise morale

"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"

"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"

by bfjb June 5, 2021