Skip to main content
Guy- Are you a terrorist?
Girl- No, Why?
Guy- Because I'm so Jihard right now
Jihard by Blinky5 November 12, 2012
Words you can keep

Going Jihard 

Going so hard that you may actualy kill yourself and others around you. Synonymous with the phrase "Taking it to the Muslimit"

See "Going Hard"
Gossiper 1: "Jimmy went Jihard last night, i heard he drank so much that when he vomited, the alcohol content burnt peoples faces off"
Gossiper 2: "Thats definately taking it to the Muslimit that is"

Man: "im 100% Going Jihard on my birthday"
Related Words

Meme Jihad 

A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:

1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek
Meme Jihad by aiseKekistan122 May 19, 2017

Love Jihad 

#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.

The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.
Beware of intention of the proposal girls, they get funding for Love Jihad.
Love Jihad by vaisheshil darshan August 18, 2023

Jirard Syndrome 

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.
Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.
Jirard Syndrome by Wilseph May 30, 2015

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.

When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.

Black Fila Jihad Bro

Used when exclaiming shock or excitement
Can also be used as a chant or greeting to raise morale
"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"

"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
Black Fila Jihad Bro by bfjb June 5, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next