Jizard

When you are having sex with your partner and you pretend to be a wizard, and then pull out your penis and use it as a magic wand and jizz all over your partner while at the same time yelling 'abracadabra'

Last night I was having a fantastic bang session and I decided that she need to be given the Jizard!

by Bikeboy June 26, 2018

Jizard

A combination of the two most powerful dork forms known to the Universe. Jedi, and Wizards.

And as the Jizard entered the tavern, named "Mind Tricks" all of the evil forces swept away from the city. They knew that the Jizard was far too powerful for them to attempt an assault.

by epilepticanon November 29, 2011

Jizard

When one is skiing two guys, wearing a ski mask. When the guys are approaching there climax you rip the ski mask off and say “give me the jizard”

Well when one meets the summit of there climax you have to rip off the ski mask and say give me the jizard (aka jizz blizzard)

by Neville long bottom October 15, 2021

Jirard Syndrome

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.

Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.

by Wilseph May 30, 2015

Jizzard

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

by 1921 June 1, 2011

jiztard

One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.

Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."

by SarK8 August 14, 2009

Going Jihard

Going so hard that you may actualy kill yourself and others around you. Synonymous with the phrase "Taking it to the Muslimit"

See "Going Hard"

Gossiper 1: "Jimmy went Jihard last night, i heard he drank so much that when he vomited, the alcohol content burnt peoples faces off"
Gossiper 2: "Thats definately taking it to the Muslimit that is"

Man: "im 100% Going Jihard on my birthday"

by scrhodingerthecat292 March 3, 2011