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When you are having sex with your partner and you pretend to be a wizard, and then pull out your penis and use it as a magic wand and jizz all over your partner while at the same time yelling 'abracadabra'
Last night I was having a fantastic bang session and I decided that she need to be given the Jizard!
by Bikeboy June 26, 2018
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A combination of the two most powerful dork forms known to the Universe. Jedi, and Wizards.
And as the Jizard entered the tavern, named "Mind Tricks" all of the evil forces swept away from the city. They knew that the Jizard was far too powerful for them to attempt an assault.
by epilepticanon November 29, 2011
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