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Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish
"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"
Jewless by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019
Words you can keep
An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.
She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live
Jewess by octopod June 13, 2004

Jewlyssa 

A girl who is not talented and has few friend's and is very smart she isn't very popular but always has money in her wallet she she can act like a bitch just get over it if you dont have a jewlyssa in your life you are very fortunate
I can live fine with out jewlyssa
Jewlyssa by El culero June 17, 2019

Jewlissa 

Smart-dumb whore that is an over achiver and can't handle the penis
She is definitely a Jewlissa.
Jewlissa by E-man Fritzybear February 27, 2015

The Seductive Jewess 

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”
Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com
The Seductive Jewess by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
jewness by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories
"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."
Jewles by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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