Jewless 

Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish

"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"

Jewless by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019

Jewess 

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

Jewess by octopod June 13, 2004

Jewlyssa 

A girl who is not talented and has few friend's and is very smart she isn't very popular but always has money in her wallet she she can act like a bitch just get over it if you dont have a jewlyssa in your life you are very fortunate

I can live fine with out jewlyssa

Jewlyssa by El culero June 17, 2019

Jewlissa 

Smart-dumb whore that is an over achiver and can't handle the penis

She is definitely a Jewlissa.

Jewlissa by E-man Fritzybear February 27, 2015

The Seductive Jewess 

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”

Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com

The Seductive Jewess by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

jewness

How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.

Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.

jewness by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008

Jewles 

Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories

"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."

Jewles by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018