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Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish
"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"
Jewless by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019
Words you can keep
An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.
She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live
Jewess by octopod June 13, 2004

Jewlyssa 

A girl who is not talented and has few friend's and is very smart she isn't very popular but always has money in her wallet she she can act like a bitch just get over it if you dont have a jewlyssa in your life you are very fortunate
I can live fine with out jewlyssa
Jewlyssa by El culero June 17, 2019

Jewlissa 

Smart-dumb whore that is an over achiver and can't handle the penis
She is definitely a Jewlissa.
Jewlissa by E-man Fritzybear February 27, 2015

The Seductive Jewess 

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”
Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com
The Seductive Jewess by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
jewness by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories
"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."
Jewles by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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