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To get tricked into arguing.
Refers to a Russian TV political pundit named Igor Kravchenko. He would always argue incessantly with his guests, even when they are in agreement with him. His guests often come on the show intending to express a fairly benign view, but Kravchenko always manages to pull them into an argument.
Refers to a Russian TV political pundit named Igor Kravchenko. He would always argue incessantly with his guests, even when they are in agreement with him. His guests often come on the show intending to express a fairly benign view, but Kravchenko always manages to pull them into an argument.
translated from Russian:
Guest: Education is one of the key building block of our future.
Kravchenko: Oh really? Then what about the construction workers that don't have an education? Are you implying they don't have a future? Are you saying that the only way you can be a part of the Russian future is to get educated.
Guest: Well, no, I'm just saying education is important.
Kravchenko: How important is it? Are we going to look down on those that don't have an education? Are we going to treat them as lesser people?
Guest: I just think Russia would be better off if we had a better education system.
Kravchenko: Ah, so you admit it. You look down on the uneducated people in our fine country. You see them and believe they would be better as academics.
Guest: I suppose it would be better if we had more academics in the country.
Kravchenko: WHAT????????????? You're a prejudicial pig.
LOL he's getting Kravchenko'd
Guest: Education is one of the key building block of our future.
Kravchenko: Oh really? Then what about the construction workers that don't have an education? Are you implying they don't have a future? Are you saying that the only way you can be a part of the Russian future is to get educated.
Guest: Well, no, I'm just saying education is important.
Kravchenko: How important is it? Are we going to look down on those that don't have an education? Are we going to treat them as lesser people?
Guest: I just think Russia would be better off if we had a better education system.
Kravchenko: Ah, so you admit it. You look down on the uneducated people in our fine country. You see them and believe they would be better as academics.
Guest: I suppose it would be better if we had more academics in the country.
Kravchenko: WHAT????????????? You're a prejudicial pig.
LOL he's getting Kravchenko'd
by OlegTheGreat October 11, 2011
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2. Any drink in which hot sauce has been put in as a prank. Generally, hot sauces of 600,000 Scoville or greater are used to minimize the amount needed, and thus minimize the chance of detection before it's too late.
2. Any drink in which hot sauce has been put in as a prank. Generally, hot sauces of 600,000 Scoville or greater are used to minimize the amount needed, and thus minimize the chance of detection before it's too late.
A: He really embarrassed you with that picture of you passed out naked.
B: It's ok, I think I got him back.
A: How?
B: I gave him a "Dr. Pepper".
A: Made with what?
B: His favorite, Rum and Coke, with a bit of concentrated Capsaiccin solution added in.
A: You realize that might kill him?
B: Nah, I only put a tiny droplet of the solution in, but he definitely won't be having fun tonight.
B: It's ok, I think I got him back.
A: How?
B: I gave him a "Dr. Pepper".
A: Made with what?
B: His favorite, Rum and Coke, with a bit of concentrated Capsaiccin solution added in.
A: You realize that might kill him?
B: Nah, I only put a tiny droplet of the solution in, but he definitely won't be having fun tonight.
by OlegTheGreat December 18, 2010
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Word: Tom
A gay ass nigger piece shit that lives next door to me and shits all over my lawn
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Definition is published for all to see!
Word: Tom
A gay ass nigger piece shit that lives next door to me and shits all over my lawn
Some random pre-teen/idiot: Ooo, that's funny. Lots of swears. *clicks ok*
Definition is published for all to see!
by OlegTheGreat April 7, 2009
Get the urban dictionary mug.a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.
They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.
They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.
teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.
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Get the onomatopoeia mug.The condition some people get when the person whom they are chatting to online does not respond for an extended period of time.
People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.
It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.
Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.
This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.
People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.
It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.
Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.
This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.
Typical case of No-response Syndrome
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.
JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.
/no response from JaneDoe/
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.
JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.
/no response from JaneDoe/
by OlegTheGreat March 27, 2009
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