No-response Syndrome

The condition some people get when the person whom they are chatting to online does not respond for an extended period of time.

People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.

It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.

Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.

This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.
Typical case of No-response Syndrome
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.

JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.

/no response from JaneDoe/
by OlegTheGreat March 27, 2009
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ruski

The russian word for "russian".
it IS often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone.
American: "Hey Ruski! Get the fuck out of our country you commie bastard"
Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American*
by OlegTheGreat October 11, 2006
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bloodlines

Bloodlines is popular application for Facebook.
It's a game where you take on the role of a recently turned vampire.

The only way to progress through the game, generally, is to have lots of "clan members". Most often, your clan members are people you don't really know in real life, but you friend on facebook anyway for the sake of advancing in the game (you have to friend someone on facebook for them to join your clan).

There is also a system of "favors" that are given by the "mysterious cabal". Favors can be earned through achievements (such as growing your clan to a certain number of people);
Doing long, boring, and sometimes expensive sponsorship offers, or buying them straight out for a considerable sum of money.

Its players span many countries, and age groups, all of whom are hopelessly addicted to the game.
Raze: DUDE! I got a werewolf bloodslave!
Yazva: That's nothing! I got 2 of 'em!
Raze: Bloodlines is awesome!
Yazva: Yeah!
by OlegTheGreat March 23, 2009
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suka

spelled Cyka in russian.

The only word that most Americans know in Russian. Usually taught to them by Russians who like to indulge their American friends' requests to "learn some Russian"

Translates to "bitch".

Not to be confused with "Sukot", the Jewish holiday, or the tent related to the event, a "suka".
"Suka blat! On ukral ot menya sto baksov!"
(Bitch fuck! He stole 100 bucks from me!)
by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
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jewness

How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
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The Ratio

Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.
Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!
by OlegTheGreat December 31, 2008
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Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.
When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.
by OlegTheGreat April 06, 2010
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