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Adam: Do you see that enormous, wet, introverted, computer, fictosexual, immortal, arsonist, mmo-player, geek, and dewey male?

Jerryn: Yeah, that's me

Saul: Yeah, that's him

Adam: Why are you dumb, excretable, appaling, embarrassed, delusional, and material women?

Jerryn: Yes
Jerryn by slowyes May 18, 2022

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

jerry boy 

a person that wears really skinny jeans and elongated t shirts and tries to copy Jerry Lorenzo as much as they can. their favorite shoes are probably vans checkerboard or some yeezys 350 and there is a good chance they will be wearing a t shirt with nothing on it that they got from h&m and call that "high end fashion".

Founded by Jacob Wallace and Fernando Rangel
look at that guy wearing an elongated tee with some checkerboard vans he is such a Jerry boy
jerry boy by team satan June 15, 2017

Jerry Springer 

Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.

Born: Gerald Norman Springer

February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer

Chicago, Illinois,

U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic

Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)

Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer

Talk show host

Judge

Lawyer
Politican

Known for:
Jerry Springer show

America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio

Website: www.jerryspringer.com
If you stayed home from middle school

Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show

While at home off from school .

If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to

People age 14 and up .
Jerry Springer by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

Jerry the dick

When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.
I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.
Jerry the dick by Limonski January 17, 2020

Political Jerry 

A Political Jerry is someone who’s gullible and of dangerously low political intellect who lets their significant other or friend group change/manipulate their beliefs in a quick manner. The difference between most people and a Political Jerry is they start believing what ever is being told to them and start pretending to be a political scientist. Political Jerries will do things like post odd/cringey/false political stuff on social media, show up to protest/rallies they know nothing about about, and attempt in debating people who are more educated or qualified than them but always end up looking stupid.

Political Jerry’s are prone to getting upset/emotional when being corrected, made fun of (for posting dumb political stuff), or losing a debate they started. They don’t like to be told them and their “source(s)” of knowledge are wrong because they already feel intellectually vulnerable.

A Political Jerry is the most dangerous thing to democracy because they’ve shown their inability to think on their own, do proper research, and prefer to be told what to think.
Ever since Christina started hanging out with her new friends, she’s become a Political Jerry since all she does these days is talk about Pro-Russian politics. We asked her to point out Russia on a map and she pointed to Argentina.

Mark grew up mainly republican until he met his girlfriend a year ago. Now he’s become Political Jerry constantly uploading liberal stuff to his social media and in his group chats.

Our buddy Chris keeps has been a real political Jerry these days. He keeps getting all offended and emotional after getting made fun of for sending us either incorrect/inaccurate political memes. I don’t get it, he does this often and it’s a cycle that occurs often with him.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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