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elongated 

Extended(past)
Extending something.

Often a good way to notice elongation is when someone adds extra letters to word.
Me: Did you remember to grab the cash
Jessica: Oops...
Me: NoooooooooOOooOoOOoOoOOoOoOooOoO!
elongated by Kamisama August 21, 2005
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elongated 

ANYTHING SHOSHANA WANTS IT TO BE!! mwahhaaa....
"the air is elongated"
"the idea was elongated"
"his dick was elongated"
elongated by shana May 24, 2003

Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musks real name
did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro
Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat 

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.
“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

Elongated Giraffe 

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
Elongated Giraffe by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long
Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

elongated butt crack 

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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