Obiwan723's definitions

Limposter

In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game

I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness

by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Unmortirepeatablistically

Adverb: describing the way of philosophers that believe in the impossibility of the act of repeating life or resurrection

We are unmortirepeatablistically cautious around dangerous places

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Simposter

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.

Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

White Nigger

A white person who inexplicably behaves like a black person. These people generally refer to blacks as “brother” or “nigga” etc. and are on occasion, actually accepted into black cultures and society

That white nigger looks sus as fuck not gonna lie.

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations

...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021