Obiwan723's definitions

Billybawillybillybananananafophilly

Relative of Sheldon Plankton from Spongebob

...And this is Billybawillybillybananananafophilly.

by Obiwan723 April 8, 2021

Unmortirepeatablistically

Adverb: describing the way of philosophers that believe in the impossibility of the act of repeating life or resurrection

We are unmortirepeatablistically cautious around dangerous places

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Libtard

Someone who believes in American socialism and a dangerous amount of government control, usually stereotypically hippocratic and tend to employ logical fallacies in all aspects of life

“Jesus fuck! My neighbor Amy is such a fucking libtard, last time I was at her house, I jumped out the window and ran home screaming violently and shitting my pants aggressively!”

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Lesbiaphobia

The fear of lesbians and their monstrous physical capabilities

My doctor diagnosed me with lesbiaphobia last week, he prescribed some AntiPuss to help

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Autosexual

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.

I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Donald Trump

45th president of the United States and A great American leader. Often hated for his sense of humor but should be praised for his honesty

Donald Trump gets a bad rep. But honestly I love the guy. He is the only one who actually cares about our nation and its future.

by Obiwan723 April 8, 2021