by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
Get the Pimpostermug. The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15
by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021
Get the The Flatulence Scalemug. A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s
Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020.
Other guy: it’s called Neo-English
Guy: eat shit and die
Other guy: OKAY BOOMER
Other guy: it’s called Neo-English
Guy: eat shit and die
Other guy: OKAY BOOMER
by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021
Get the Neo-Englishmug. Someone who believes in American socialism and a dangerous amount of government control, usually stereotypically hippocratic and tend to employ logical fallacies in all aspects of life
“Jesus fuck! My neighbor Amy is such a fucking libtard, last time I was at her house, I jumped out the window and ran home screaming violently and shitting my pants aggressively!”
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
Get the Libtardmug. A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
Get the COVID-19mug. An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
by Obiwan723 March 03, 2021
Get the Sex Retardantmug. What we call a person that wants to change genders, or make up some other fake ass gender because they smoked too much weed, and it caused psychosis
Guy: who’s that girl?
Guy 2: it is a dirty art student with poor taste in music
Guy: ohhhhh. It’s one of those people
Guy 2: it is a dirty art student with poor taste in music
Guy: ohhhhh. It’s one of those people
by Obiwan723 April 08, 2021
Get the Itmug.