Unmortirepeatablistically

Adverb: describing the way of philosophers that believe in the impossibility of the act of repeating life or resurrection

We are unmortirepeatablistically cautious around dangerous places

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Fore man

Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman

Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Niggerdigger

Someone who is generally attracted to black people

Man, my friend Charles is such a niggerdigger. I saw him flirt with 4 black women just this morning!

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Pingas

Alternative name for penis

HELP MY PINGAS IS STUCK IN THE DOOR

by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

Limposter

In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game

I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness

by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021