Switching

The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit
Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!
by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021
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Fore man

Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman
Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL
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Normie

A Normie is a disgusting joke of a person that is a stereotypical human being in the 2020’s. They listen to mainstream rap, pop, and hip hop music and usually have a shitty ass playlist involving Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, or Cardi B or some dumb fuck. The stupid ass mothafuckn’ retarded ass normie ass bitch ass normie, can be seen through a window of a normal house playing fortnite or call of duty, whilst engorging themselves with junk food. They always seem to claim to be fucking everybody’s mothers at all times especially the night before an intense gaming session on roblox. The now accepted normal matches with this behavior and is accepted by weaker adults, but strongly opposed by boomers, and Karens.
Guy 1:Dude I hate Caleb so fucking much.

Guy 2: Yeah ikr he’s a fucking normie.

Guy 1: I just wanna tear his eyeballs out, roll em in batter, deep fry em, and stick em back in.
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Autosexual

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.
I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!
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Lesbiaphobia

The fear of lesbians and their monstrous physical capabilities
My doctor diagnosed me with lesbiaphobia last week, he prescribed some AntiPuss to help
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Donald Trump

45th president of the United States and A great American leader. Often hated for his sense of humor but should be praised for his honesty
Donald Trump gets a bad rep. But honestly I love the guy. He is the only one who actually cares about our nation and its future.
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Unmortirepeatablistically

Adverb: describing the way of philosophers that believe in the impossibility of the act of repeating life or resurrection
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