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Definitions by Obiwan723

A Normie is a disgusting joke of a person that is a stereotypical human being in the 2020’s. They listen to mainstream rap, pop, and hip hop music and usually have a shitty ass playlist involving Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, or Cardi B or some dumb fuck. The stupid ass mothafuckn’ retarded ass normie ass bitch ass normie, can be seen through a window of a normal house playing fortnite or call of duty, whilst engorging themselves with junk food. They always seem to claim to be fucking everybody’s mothers at all times especially the night before an intense gaming session on roblox. The now accepted normal matches with this behavior and is accepted by weaker adults, but strongly opposed by boomers, and Karens.
Guy 1:Dude I hate Caleb so fucking much.

Guy 2: Yeah ikr he’s a fucking normie.

Guy 1: I just wanna tear his eyeballs out, roll em in batter, deep fry em, and stick em back in.
Normie by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

2000’s Kid 

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.
Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.
2000’s Kid by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

Donald Trump 

45th president of the United States and A great American leader. Often hated for his sense of humor but should be praised for his honesty
Donald Trump gets a bad rep. But honestly I love the guy. He is the only one who actually cares about our nation and its future.
Donald Trump by Obiwan723 April 8, 2021

Billybawillybillybananananafophilly 

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Adjective: describes something (usually a woman) with a ass/body ratio of at least 2/1 width wise.
DAMN BOI SHE GOT A NICE THICC ASS. 10/10 WOULD BANG
Thicc by Obiwan723 April 8, 2021
What we call a person that wants to change genders, or make up some other fake ass gender because they smoked too much weed, and it caused psychosis
Guy: who’s that girl?

Guy 2: it is a dirty art student with poor taste in music

Guy: ohhhhh. It’s one of those people
It by Obiwan723 April 8, 2021

Sex Retardant 

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021