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A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.
Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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A white person who inexplicably behaves like a black person. These people generally refer to blacks as “brother” or “nigga” etc. and are on occasion, actually accepted into black cultures and society
That white nigger looks sus as fuck not gonna lie.
by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

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The fear of lesbians and their monstrous physical capabilities
My doctor diagnosed me with lesbiaphobia last week, he prescribed some AntiPuss to help
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman
Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit
Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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The act of making something more feminine
Disney is the world champion when it comes to faggotism
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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