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Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."
Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."
Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."
Jerk Jerky by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010
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Jerk Jerker
The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.
Jerk Jerker by Warn7 January 4, 2024
Suicide Jerk
When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Suicide Jerk by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010
the old pump and jerk
1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.
2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
the old pump and jerk by themaskednwker September 14, 2013
Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast
when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
Spicy Jerk
The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts
The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten
Spicy Jerk by Egg-Z December 15, 2018