Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."

Jerk Jerky by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010

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Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

Jerk Jerker by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

Suicide Jerk by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

the old pump and jerk by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

Spicy Jerk

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

Spicy Jerk by Egg-Z December 15, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026