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Asshole; People who do things to annoy you on purpose
"I hate gays, gangbangers and fuckin' jerkers" - Tyler, The Creator
Jerker by zackydiesel October 28, 2011
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The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker.
Jerker by Ramboner February 17, 2003
A computer workstation or desk manufactured by Ikea. It is metal and wood and is modular in that Ikea provides extra shelves and drawers to expand and modify it.
My Jerker holds all three of my computers and is where I spend my time working at home.
Jerker by Patrick Palmer July 15, 2003
A Jerker is a dancer who dances the "Jerk" dance.
Yooo, that kid was Jerking so i guess he's a Jerker!
Jerker by poti95 December 14, 2010
"Pulled out me jerker and striped his boat race"
jerker by waller February 28, 2008

jerker's lean

Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.
Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.
jerker's lean by Scrappy777 January 14, 2008

Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.
Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
Jerker's Joint by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019
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