beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. July 31, 2005

beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

beef jerky

The best snak on eart dont eat this your being a dick... litterally

(me) Yo john want some beef jerky
(john) no i like peperoni sticks
(me) you dick

by Subtochaoticcoops November 29, 2022

beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

by Guestly December 31, 2011

beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004

Beef Jerky

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!

Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!

by Mrtacoman November 25, 2011

Beef Jerky

The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat

Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick

by Sikey1312 March 7, 2018