Jelting
Jelting by Theboss302 September 16, 2012
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Jetting
An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.
I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.
Jetting by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021
Jewting
Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!
Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
jelling
jelling by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017
jelqing
The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
jelqing by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008