jelfing

The act of selling items for under their market price.

Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING

jelfing by c0ckx August 29, 2020

Jeffing

A Kansas City term for "faking" or being fake in general.

" Yo George stop jeffing with Ben, you was just talking bad about this dude a few days ago."

Jeffing by Gmoney289 January 15, 2018

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

Effing and Jeffing by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.

Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !

jelling by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017

jelqing 

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!

"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"

jelqing by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008

Jelling

Continuously lying in a funny way

“ why you always jelling “ “ jellmaster “

Jelling by Omarchulo July 17, 2018

jelking 

Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.

I use "jelking" to increase my penis size

jelking by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006