Jetting

An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.

I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.

by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021

jetting

being high, and just having fun

person1: god why did i do that? it was so stupid. person2: i know, but its alright because we were both jetting.

by EK crew March 30, 2007

Jetting

The action between a Jett and a Jazmin in which Jett displays his less intelligible humor; synonymous to ‘fucking around’

Tells edgy joke*
“Sorry if that made you shiver, I was just jetting around”

by Jazminisababe696969 June 3, 2018

Jetting

Adjective: To continuously tell someone you’re about to take a break from working soon, with no intention of actually taking a break.

Adjective: Jethro wanted to stop and drink some water, but micheal jetted him till the end of the day. Micheals story about jetting jethro, is a hit among the boys at the shed.

by Oscillationsofmind October 4, 2018

jetting

ejaculation. i'm not too comfy adding any more.

bro, it's no jetting january, why are you looking at belle delphine?!?!?

by the REAL merriam webster January 6, 2021

Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.

“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”

by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024

jetting it

"jetting" or "jetting it" is commonly done by old creepy men in public swimming pools. Essentially it's when a guy or girl uses a pool or hot tub jet to masturbate thus "jetting it"

guy one: oh shit dude!! that old man is jetting it!!
guy two: fuck! i didn't need to know that
guy two: oh man im shook, im shook
guy two: im never setting foot in this hot tub again!!!

by qwerty69 May 1, 2007