The act of pouring molten wax down into the head of the penis, then violently masturbating until ejaculation, so the semen builds up in the shaft and eventually ruptures the penis from the inside.
Doctor: So... how did this happen?
Patient: Uhmm, last night i was jalting before dinner, and i kind of went beast mode, so it kinda... you now.
Doctor: Ha, well that makes two of us.
Patient: Uhmm, last night i was jalting before dinner, and i kind of went beast mode, so it kinda... you now.
Doctor: Ha, well that makes two of us.
by cr81d March 3, 2024
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Get the jilting mug.Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.
"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."
"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
by J. Freeman May 19, 2006
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by omgitsjulz September 6, 2011
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Get the Jacting mug.to be simultaneously texting and "jacking off", typically while sexting or looking at porn while texting a friend or family member.
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