Jalting

The act of pouring molten wax down into the head of the penis, then violently masturbating until ejaculation, so the semen builds up in the shaft and eventually ruptures the penis from the inside.

Doctor: So... how did this happen?
Patient: Uhmm, last night i was jalting before dinner, and i kind of went beast mode, so it kinda... you now.
Doctor: Ha, well that makes two of us.

Jalting by cr81d March 3, 2024

jilting 

V. the act of leaving someone at the altar.

Mark Corrigan is a wedding jilting ass.

jilting by RNSchria March 16, 2013

Jalping 

Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.

"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"

Jalping by J. Freeman May 19, 2006

Jallinger 

is a word that defines Indians who possess swag/class/coolness!

Apu has Jallinger

Jallinger by omgitsjulz September 6, 2011

Jacting 

A style of dramatic acting that employs tensing of the muscles of the jaw to impart dramatic gravitas to a scene.

Dean Winchester was really jacting the shit out of that scene.

Jacting by Bandalay July 11, 2021

jaxting

to be simultaneously texting and "jacking off", typically while sexting or looking at porn while texting a friend or family member.

Dude, I was totally jaxting the other day.

jaxting by jimmyDEAN January 4, 2013

jalingo 

A big penis. A hung and huge dick.

You only like that dude cause he's got a big jalingo!

jalingo by Muffy Edmonds May 30, 2017