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jerkaholic
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
Related Words
Jekka • jerkass • jerkable • jerkaholic • Jerkasaurus • jekal • jelka • jerkathon • Jēkabs • jehkaela
jenkasaurus
jenkasaurus by hidinginaholesomewhereusa June 16, 2011
Jukka
Jukka is a very smart, loving and kind guy. He hurts when you hurt, and he never wants to see the people he loves/cares for be hurt, he somehow always finds a way to make them laugh... even if it embarrasses himself. He LOVES sports. And once he finds a girl that he really really likes, he will do anything to make her happy❤️
Jukka is amazing
Jukka by Gdjdksbfbfjxkdmd April 19, 2021
jerkawhore
A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.
Get out of my car, jerkawhore!
jerkawhore by Curvy January 5, 2008
Jenkallo
Jenkallo by Austinkthx October 7, 2008
jerkability
a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?
Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!
Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.
Josh:wut?
Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...
Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!
Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.
Josh:wut?
Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...
jerkability by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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