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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
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jenkasaurus 

HLN and Trutv reporter Jean Casarez when her name is said by red-faced clown Nancy Grace.
"And now out to Jenkasaurus, reporter for In Session on Trutv".
Jukka is a very smart, loving and kind guy. He hurts when you hurt, and he never wants to see the people he loves/cares for be hurt, he somehow always finds a way to make them laugh... even if it embarrasses himself. He LOVES sports. And once he finds a girl that he really really likes, he will do anything to make her happy❤️
Jukka is amazing
Jukka by Gdjdksbfbfjxkdmd April 19, 2021

jerkawhore 

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.
Get out of my car, jerkawhore!
jerkawhore by Curvy January 5, 2008
One who paints their face brown and huffs jenkem everyday and listens to jenk music
Theo: I wish I could meet the original Jenkallo.

Ryan: Me too...maybe one day.
Jenkallo by Austinkthx October 7, 2008

jerkability 

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...