jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.

Get out of my car, jerkawhore!

jerkawhore by Curvy January 5, 2008

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jerkwhore

having both qualities of a jerk and a whore

GIRL1: Tammy just lied to Jessica about sleeping with her boyfriend which everyone knows she did.
GIRL2: OMG, she's such a jerkwhore

GIRL3: Steve just used Sarah again as a rebound.
GIRL4: He's such a womanizer.
GIRL5: No, he's just a jerkwhore

jerkwhore by mercedcollegegroups December 28, 2008

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jerkawhore • jerkwhore • jerkasoreass

jerkasoreass

jerkasoreass (jerk a sore ass)any turd so mad at a joke he/she gets so worked up they react in a nature harmful to theirselves causing humiliation or injury sometimes fatal resulting in looking like a butt hurt jerk wad.

jenny hated that i called women horrible drivers ,when she tried to prove me wrong ,she ended up killing my dog with her accord ,what a jerkasoreass!!

jerkasoreass by tooter mcskooter November 6, 2009

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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