jerkability 

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

jerkability by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

Nerkability 

a word used to describe an attractive female with appealing assets

oi, Brett, pree that girls ass; now that's a serious nerkability, I say...

Nerkability by lingolobster March 20, 2017

Jerkagility 

The ability of ones arm to effectively jerk off

I have no jerkagility with my left hand, so I must jerk off with my right.

Jerkagility by Carniekman November 1, 2011

Perkability Scale

The scale from 1-10 ( ten being the perkiest)on which you rate a stripper or porn star on how how perky there boobs are.

Next on stage is Nicky with a perkability rating of ten enjoy. Perkability scale is Her boobs are firm and do not sag they are perky

Perkability Scale by Konzlife May 19, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022