Short for "Just die in my sleep already". Used when something isn't like you want it to be, and it'll probably never be. Similar to "Fuck my life" but a bit more poignant.
A contradictory comment made on a post on social media that corrects an error in the post and is frustratingly correct.
I posted an article on Facebook that had a typo in it and when I tried to claim the typo was a real word my know-it-all cousin posted a jimsalwaysright.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.