Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

by Icechick May 23, 2017

Jalepenis

When you cut open a hot pepper and rub it against your penis, then proceed to fuck a bitch.

I gave Sally the Jalepenis last night, I lit that shit on fire!

by Junkwillslityou October 28, 2010

Jalepeñis

When your girl eat jalapeños and then goes down on you, so it start to sting a lil

“Babe I think you gave me Jalepeñis eating them jalapeños. my wee wee is kinda tingly”

by pkitty575 January 5, 2026

jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

by EOC September 19, 2013

Jalapenis

The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.

He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!

by El Craigo May 27, 2008

Jalapenis

The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.

"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."

"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."

by JMRY October 26, 2013

Jalapenis

Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.

Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals

by Sixgun101 June 20, 2015