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jaleisha 

Beautiful, sexy, dosent play and talks when she wants
Ayee jaleisha looking mighty fine today
jaleisha by Nan afro March 4, 2017
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A really hot girl that’s not shy at all but she doesn’t have a lot of confidence but she knows deep down what’s right and what’s wrong but closes to do both and she also likes guys but goes for the bad guys that breaks hearts and not the good guys that would do anything for her!!
My friend is such a jalexis.
jalexis by Aj O. May 17, 2018

eeny-weenis-japenis 

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

Jadenism 

Jadenism is the belief that you are god. You created this universe that best fits the lesson you’re supposed to learn in this life. You are a cell(God) or archkronos (a bad god). Once you die this world ends and you begin anew. Everyone is not real but a pigment of this world.
You hear about Steve, he believes in jadenism.
Jadenism by Father Cell November 17, 2018

Jalanisexual 

Simply a female who is only attracted to Jalani. She doesn’t care about any other guys, only Jalani. Nothing more Nothing less.
“Damn this girl won’t leave me alone, she must be Jalanisexual.”
Jalanisexual by mrtekyourgyal December 22, 2021
A sweet, cool, smart, and loving girl. Cares a lot for all her friends. But be careful hurt someone she loves and she'll kick your butt. She is always on the run and loves being a part of everything. She also loves music and has a great singing voice.
Girl 1: Did you hear that girl singing? I wonder what her name is?
Girl 2: Oh her that's Jaleisa!
Jaleisa by Spencer S. Sesslove December 16, 2015
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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