Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.
by Smart Money May 01, 2006
by Aspen gray January 29, 2017
A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
by BlaznFattyz March 06, 2005
A Japanese man with a extremely tiny, microscopic penis, so small cannot be seen by the human eye. 2 inches long, usually shrinks 1cm every lower every decade due to earthquakes, tsunamis, and godzilla terror.
Usually, the cons of the bad ones could probably contain these characteristics:
1. Has an very unhealthy obsession with anime, vtubers, and hentai (or worse might have a fetish for tentacle or rape hentai).
2. Is probably a businessman or salaryman working almost the entirety of the day without any hobbies other than drinking.
3. Hasn't had a relationship with a woman due to being chauvinistic, has to go to geisha houses for prostitutes to have sex. While women go other places to find better man than them.
4. Probably lives in the parents basement, never actually goes outside for fun activities and life motivating stuff other than level 69 Genshin Impact upgrades.
5. Ethier plastic or racist against foreigners (most notably against those without a caucasican, non-Japanese background).
6. Bullying or sexual harassing women in public places.
7. Posing and disguised as a vtuber
by Kilroy wasn't here February 14, 2024