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jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
by EOC September 19, 2013
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Jalapeñis

When you touch your pen is after you cut jalapeños and it burns
I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis
by Dr. Moynihan May 13, 2023
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