A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
by EOC September 19, 2013
I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis
by Dr. Moynihan May 13, 2023