Jalapenis 

The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.

He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!

Jalapenis by El Craigo May 27, 2008

Jalapenis 

The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.

"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."

"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."

Jalapenis by JMRY October 26, 2013

Jalapenis 

Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.

Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals

Jalapenis by Sixgun101 June 20, 2015

Jalapenis 

Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do.

To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.

Jalapenis by salandemily123 September 26, 2011

jalapenis 

The painful condition when you've been handling peppers, namely jalapeños ; forget to thoroughly wash your hands handle your penis and

Mandem was making tacos last Friday.

Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.

Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.

jalapenis by hmm-spicy November 17, 2020

Jalapenis 

When the remnants of jalapenos are on the hand of someone that is giving head and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze

When my girl and I talked about spicing up our sex life I was not thinking about a jalapenis!

Jalapenis by craftypineapple January 23, 2013

Jalapenis 

A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.

"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"

Jalapenis by Lady123456 January 20, 2009