The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.
He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
by El Craigo May 28, 2008
The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.
"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."
"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."
"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."
by JMRY October 24, 2013
Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.
Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals
by Sixgun101 June 16, 2015
Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do.
To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.
by salandemily123 September 27, 2011
The painful condition when you've been handling peppers, namely jalapeños ; forget to thoroughly wash your hands handle your penis and
Mandem was making tacos last Friday.
Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.
Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.
Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.
Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.
by hmm-spicy November 17, 2020
When the remnants of jalapenos are on the hand of someone that is giving head and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze
by craftypineapple January 23, 2013
by Lady123456 January 20, 2009