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Jacup by Haylee September 28, 2003
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Jacuzzi Jazz 

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019
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Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

jackpotting around 

Term popularized by Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan referring to goofing around, taking bad shots, trying to be flashy, and/or not paying attention.
"I was satisfied with the team's performance overall. Deron did a good job finding his teammates and everyone did a great job of getting to the basket. No one was jackpotting around out there."
jackpotting around by brentman87 April 22, 2008
𝗝𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗮 is another word for dick/cock
" Yo , His girl was sucking my Jalupra" .

"Bro you on my Jalupra crazy right now "
Jalupra by PlugOnTop November 4, 2022
A truly amazing friend and boyfriend. Once Jacopo says he loves you he is never lying and he will be by you’re side for the rest of your life. He has a su
Jacopo is the best boyfriend ever he’s such a good kisser
Jacopo by Ava Ambers September 5, 2019
The best friend you will ever meet he is so smart, awesome and cool! As soon as you meet him you will never forget him.
Jacopo made a party its going to be awesome LETS GO THERE!
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
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