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A very weird guy that gets no attention like his many girlfriends. Size doesnt matter for him.
jacub by KLJDHFKJD KFJHD March 14, 2017
the best boyfriend ever he is very loyal and would never leave you for another woman no need to be scared to show your feelings to him. And always let him know how you are HE WANTS TO KNOW:)
omg Jacub is a loyal bf
jacub by UrMoM.CoMMM May 10, 2022

jacub thoen

this man had the biggest penis in the world, whenever someone one walks by they have to say nice cock. and this man is the best man to talk to he is never mean to any one ever
wow that is a jacub thoen
jacub thoen by penis34 March 29, 2022

jacub mitchell

A nig who eats ass and licks grass on the daily. Also they always have aids herpes and a butt plug for his bitches
jacub mitchell by Yagg June 15, 2018

Jacob Reed 

Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.
oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae
jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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