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jackpipe 

To fuck very hard. A combination of the words "jackhammer" and "piped"
I picked a girl up from the club last night, took her back to my place, and jackpiped her until the early morning hours.
jackpipe by skullnbones May 20, 2017
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Jackpipe 

Term for one's anal canal which begins with the bumhole
"That fucker just booted me right up the jackpipe"
Jackpipe by Freedenstein April 11, 2007

Jackpine 

A temporary or long-term life-state characterized by lack of ambition, fondness for low cost beer, and a zen-like contentedness absent any knowledge of zen concepts or practices. Jackpine often manifests as the lack of motivation to get up and move from one couch to another.
"Wanna go get a hamburger?" "No, man, I got a case a' Jackpine. Can ya bring me one? Cheese, raw onions."
Jackpine by Alexander Savage February 24, 2010

jackwipe 

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.
"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"
jackwipe by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

jackpine savage 

A person decending from northern Minnesota's iron range that does all things to satisfy their instantaneous desire. They can be found wearing winter boots year round and carrying multiple guns.
A:"that guy just shot that endangered pileated woodpecker for no reason"
B:"It's ok, he is a jackpine savage"
jackpine savage by bibbles November 22, 2007

jackwipe 

Noun. A stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.
Man, that guy that cut you off, he's such a jackwipe.

jackpine savage 

Did that guy just say "I need my truck fer ta drive inta town"? Yes he did, he's a jackpine savage.
jackpine savage by BigVicLopez October 21, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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