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A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.
That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.
jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010
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A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph
My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!
Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005
plaid shorts that boys or girls wear.
OMG! They're wearing jalupka shorts!!!
jalupka by lydiarm16 August 22, 2007

Hechar jalupa 

Mexican slang for when a guest interrupts a conversation so that they can give themselves a brief intermission to go to the bathroom and jerk off.
*guest casually gets up from loungey area and takes the hostโ€™s personal computer (laptop) in the process of doing so*

Wtf!

What?

Where are you going with my computer?

Hechar jalupa.

Not with my computer you ainโ€™t.

*fight*
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026