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A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.
That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.
jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010
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A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph
My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!
Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005
plaid shorts that boys or girls wear.
OMG! They're wearing jalupka shorts!!!
jalupka by lydiarm16 August 22, 2007

Hechar jalupa 

Mexican slang for when a guest interrupts a conversation so that they can give themselves a brief intermission to go to the bathroom and jerk off.
*guest casually gets up from loungey area and takes the hostโ€™s personal computer (laptop) in the process of doing so*

Wtf!

What?

Where are you going with my computer?

Hechar jalupa.

Not with my computer you ainโ€™t.

*fight*