Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

Janktarded 

The state of being both jank and retarded.

Josh: Wow, that guy is stupid.

Aaron: I know, he's so janktarded!

Janktarded by BellaFreeman May 15, 2010

Jimtarded

To do something which is entirely assinine or otherwise pointless and yet oblivious to what just came out of the idea.

"Hey guys, I had a great idea. Why don't we make parachutes for buffalo so they can go skydiving... I think there's a market in it!"

"Damnit Jim, that's Jimtarded"

Jimtarded by Cupcake Republiq February 3, 2007

Joetarded

A way to call Joes or Josephs retarded, can be used in many creative ways

Wow Joe, you're acting really Joetarded right now.

Joseph! What the hell, that's really Joetarded!

Joetarded by bruhman76 October 16, 2019

Jacktarded 

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

Jacktarded by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

jabarted

Noun;Anything that is FUBAR, A item or person of significant uglyness, A place you would not want to go due to it's level of domestic termoil

Dag homie, that girl is straight jabarted." " I crashed my car and now it's all jabarted.

jabarted by rockdawg November 26, 2010

jaygarded 

The act of prematurely passing out while drinking alcohol or while under the influence of other drugs.

He jaygarded at ten after Franzia night at the dorm.

jaygarded by okdokok June 1, 2011