Janktarded 

The state of being both jank and retarded.

Josh: Wow, that guy is stupid.

Aaron: I know, he's so janktarded!

Janktarded by BellaFreeman May 15, 2010

Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

Jenntarded 

An act so ridiculous or dumb, its as if you had a "Jenn" moment.

Well that was jenntarded of you..

Jenntarded by J N Pr May 28, 2018

Jacktarded 

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

Jacktarded by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

Jengtarded 

When you get so stoned that you think every turn is your turn in jenga.

Jan: "hey it's my turn!"

Steve: "oh sorry I must be jengtarded."

Jengtarded by Sarah420 April 18, 2016

Ranktarded

The condition where all gaming skill vanishes when you enter a ranked server. Symptoms include poor aim, questionable decisions, and the sudden inability to remember basic game mechanics.

I was dominating until I stepped into ranked—then I activated my special ability, being "ranktarded". Suddenly, I forget how to aim, my reflexes slow to dial-up speed, and I make decisions that would embarrass a bot

Ranktarded by H20zone January 29, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020