Janktarded

The state of being both jank and retarded.

Josh: Wow, that guy is stupid.

Aaron: I know, he's so janktarded!

by BellaFreeman May 15, 2010

Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

by Trojanman November 28, 2021

Jenntarded

An act so ridiculous or dumb, its as if you had a "Jenn" moment.

Well that was jenntarded of you..

by J N Pr May 28, 2018

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

Jengtarded

When you get so stoned that you think every turn is your turn in jenga.

Jan: "hey it's my turn!"

Steve: "oh sorry I must be jengtarded."

by Sarah420 April 18, 2016

Ranktarded

The condition where all gaming skill vanishes when you enter a ranked server. Symptoms include poor aim, questionable decisions, and the sudden inability to remember basic game mechanics.

I was dominating until I stepped into ranked—then I activated my special ability, being "ranktarded". Suddenly, I forget how to aim, my reflexes slow to dial-up speed, and I make decisions that would embarrass a bot

by H20zone January 29, 2025