Jimtarded

To do something which is entirely assinine or otherwise pointless and yet oblivious to what just came out of the idea.

"Hey guys, I had a great idea. Why don't we make parachutes for buffalo so they can go skydiving... I think there's a market in it!"

"Damnit Jim, that's Jimtarded"

by Cupcake Republiq February 3, 2007

Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

by Trojanman November 28, 2021

Joetarded

A way to call Joes or Josephs retarded, can be used in many creative ways

Wow Joe, you're acting really Joetarded right now.

Joseph! What the hell, that's really Joetarded!

by bruhman76 October 16, 2019

Mimtarded

The act of going to brunch and getting day drunk off mimosas

Hey Becky you want to go get mimtarded on Sunday at brunch!?

by Daydrunk April 8, 2019

TimTarded

When you lack common sense and act like Tim Walz. You are remedial at best and act like patient 0 for mental retardation.

Quit being so TimTarded. You make retards look smart.

by The Savage Patriots December 5, 2025