Dab-tarded 

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

Dab-tarded by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

Dab-tarded 

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.

Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!

Dab-tarded by PhadeNot January 16, 2016

Dubtarded

The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".

Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded

Dubtarded by Snake Plisken Sparkles May 17, 2011

dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Daytarded 

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

Daytarded by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Dabtarded 

Dabtarded.
When one finds him or herself so fried off of them dabs that his or her brain stops working in smart mode and begins functioning in retard mode. The Word, is Dabtarded. It is no longer the bird. It's Dabtarded

Jo - Man I just Hit a dab an now I am hella dabtarded.
Tom - Shut tf up you fucking dabtard.

Dabtarded by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 26, 2019