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When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.
My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.
Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

jeeptarded 

When a ass hat buys a jeep wrangler puts everything he can bolt on it and doesnt use it
Look at that ass hat with the jeep wrangler he has every option on it and has never been off road hes jeeptarded
jeeptarded by the chuck September 22, 2016
A liberal who voted for joe biden. Not realizing that if you support joe biden. You support his actions past and present. Labeling yourself as a racist , classist , dishonest , pedophile .
Linda : “ Katie I have bad news... my husband voted for joe biden!”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.

Linda: “what a joetard.”.
JoeTard by Bromite123 November 25, 2020
1. (n) an extremely retarded person.

2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.

3. anyone from Quincy, IL.
"Hey Joe, what you fin to do to today"
"My name isn't Joe, and quit talking like that, you sound like a joetard."

"Hey fam, Gucci went hard on that new track, Joe"
"Listen to that guy, what a Joetard"
Joetard by Tito89 August 5, 2010
To do something which is entirely assinine or otherwise pointless and yet oblivious to what just came out of the idea.
"Hey guys, I had a great idea. Why don't we make parachutes for buffalo so they can go skydiving... I think there's a market in it!"

"Damnit Jim, that's Jimtarded"
Jimtarded by Cupcake Republiq February 3, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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