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When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.
My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.
Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

jeeptarded 

When a ass hat buys a jeep wrangler puts everything he can bolt on it and doesnt use it
Look at that ass hat with the jeep wrangler he has every option on it and has never been off road hes jeeptarded
jeeptarded by the chuck September 22, 2016
A liberal who voted for joe biden. Not realizing that if you support joe biden. You support his actions past and present. Labeling yourself as a racist , classist , dishonest , pedophile .
Linda : “ Katie I have bad news... my husband voted for joe biden!”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.

Linda: “what a joetard.”.
JoeTard by Bromite123 November 25, 2020
1. (n) an extremely retarded person.

2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.

3. anyone from Quincy, IL.
"Hey Joe, what you fin to do to today"
"My name isn't Joe, and quit talking like that, you sound like a joetard."

"Hey fam, Gucci went hard on that new track, Joe"
"Listen to that guy, what a Joetard"
Joetard by Tito89 August 5, 2010
To do something which is entirely assinine or otherwise pointless and yet oblivious to what just came out of the idea.
"Hey guys, I had a great idea. Why don't we make parachutes for buffalo so they can go skydiving... I think there's a market in it!"

"Damnit Jim, that's Jimtarded"
Jimtarded by Cupcake Republiq February 3, 2007
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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