jabarted

Noun;Anything that is FUBAR, A item or person of significant uglyness, A place you would not want to go due to it's level of domestic termoil

Dag homie, that girl is straight jabarted." " I crashed my car and now it's all jabarted.

by rockdawg November 26, 2010

Jabated

This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!

“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow”
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”

by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021

Jabated

To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged

After my accident, my car was jabated

by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

Jabaited

To be finessed
One will typically be found uttering the word when their friend or they get tricked

Useful definition - Jabaition

The act of getting jabaited

Example 1 -

Hunter 1 - Yo there's that moose we've been looking for
Hunter 2 - nah bro u j got jabaited, that's sarah jessica parker

Example 2 -

Bro 1 - I just jabaited that girl so hard, she thought we were gonna smash but i just showed her the yugioh banlist.
Bro 2 - That is a full blown jabaition, i’m shocked

Example 3 -
I just jabaited my sister so hard, she told me i was adopted so i told her i fucked her milf of a mom. LOL JABAITED

by lilpapamashka July 6, 2022

Jaborted

The doctor Aborting the jabaitees baby; the act of getting rid of ones baby without them knowing.

Ex: "so doc, wheres the baby?

"Sorry pamella, you've been jaborted"

by bigpopsicle April 25, 2019

Jabaited

tricking someone

Edwin: Aver go

Trev: okay, let me go

*Dies*

Edwin: LOL Jabaited

by Memetrev March 13, 2022

JABAITED

When u trick someone you don’t say anything but u can say this

U say when this when u trick someone and it works

Me: look at the coin
Friend: where
It’s under my foot
He doesn’t find out
I show him the coin and say “OH JABAITED”

by Penne Pesto April 23, 2019