Urban Dictionary: jank

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adj- broken; unnecessarily redundant, superfluous, or meaningless; stupid or ridiculously moronic; bootleg or of questionable quality

Fuck! This CD player I bought off Ebay is jank.

While we were in china we went through this market and bought all these movies for $3. They're so jank, you can see the heads of the people in front of the camera at the theater moving at the bottom of the screen.

My parents made me call home to check in with them every hour.. it was so jank.

by Jargel April 14, 2003

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cheugy psyops

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.

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jank

1.) All purpose noun; jank or jahnk can literally mean anything, yet means nothing on its own. The meaning of jank is understood and defined by the context in which it is used.
2.) Ones possessions or things, stuff
3.) verb form: janked means totally screwed or to receive a raw deal or bad situation.
The correct spelling is unknown and the word is often slurred or mumbled when used.

(noun)That jank was the real deal.
(verb) That bitch janked my whole paycheck.

by Mo Fo Jones January 08, 2008

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jank

Poor quality, in relation to consumer products.

"That nosehair trimmer is jank. You should have bought a Braun instead of that crap."

by WhoFarted April 19, 2005

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JANK

Used alot on the east coast and south,it can mean anything,Bottemline!

"Yo,where that light skin jank at?,I seen you with."
"Let me get a jank for five?"
"That jank was jumpin, My dude!"
"She ate my jank up lastnight"
"Hey bro,Did you eat that jank out?"

by GREENRUNMUZIKENT. October 03, 2011