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Jabloinky 

1. noun ; the penis of any creature
1. See how the jabloinky moves in such a manner?
Jabloinky by Bigelow69 August 24, 2024
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Jaboinya 

A tourist. Very clueless, normally seen in tourist traps such as theme parks, famous restaurants, souvenir shops,
You will find many Jaboinyas at Disneyland.

You see a bunch of Jaboinyas in New York Times Square.

I saw a bunch of Jaboinyas in my area, eating at the Mexican food truck.
Jaboinya by NowwwwYouuuuKnowwww January 24, 2017
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Jabloink 

Filler word. Means whatever you fucking want.
Gomeyy jabloinked Santa Clause because he was naughty.

JPBloink
Jabloink by jabloink October 18, 2019
A female dog that has a dick
The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.
Jablonka by Sidd P May 29, 2008
A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.
Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.
jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008
A young man who smokes tookah every day. Every Jabonky carries the characteristics of having curly hair or big ears. Also be careful cuz they will fuck yo bitch.
Ayyyyyyy wuzzzz gewd Jabonky? Where all duh reefer at?
jabonky by bluedesires February 26, 2018

Jabloony 

when you accidentally eat rotten or expired processed meat which leads to a bad stomach ache or gas.
this morning I was cooking bacon and took a bite... realized it was Jabloony

oof
Jabloony by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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