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A female dog that has a dick
The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.
Jablonka by Sidd P May 29, 2008
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A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.
Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.
jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008

jaboinkin 

Jaboinkins are super Chad's from birth. These guys or gals can be the biggest jerks on the planet and still be loved by all. The have insane luck despite their awful decisions and will make you doubt the existence of karma.
"Josh is such a Jaboinkin. He seems like the worst person on the planet yet everything goes his way."
jaboinkin by SpirantGalaxy February 12, 2021

Jabloinkers 

1. noun ; people who drive slow in the fast lane

2. noun ; testicles
1. The jabloinkers won't get out the fast lane

2. Alright sir, I must inspect your jabloinkers.
Jabloinkers by Bigelow69 August 24, 2024

Jabloinky 

1. noun ; the penis of any creature
1. See how the jabloinky moves in such a manner?
Jabloinky by Bigelow69 August 24, 2024
when the rub so good :weary:
dog gave me the jablonk of a life time
jablonk by juegos July 31, 2022