Puff Puff Pass Nigga

When Inca haired Motha fuckas be taking your blunt.
Its puff puff pass nigga give me blunt before I rape you
by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019
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shaploppy

when you are sitting on the toilet, and you shit, and the water hits your ass because of the weight of the shit.
I was in the bathroom, when the shaploppy startled me. I was sleeping, so the shaploppy woke me up
by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019
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Michael Scott

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.
stop being such a Michael Scott!
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sherk and dokney

Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.
"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"
by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019
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Twitcking

A combination of titting (to suck a tit, or to let someone suck your tit), twitching (to slightly convulse), twit (rather a British word used for silly, foolish, or dumb), ticking (to be in the act of making a really cringy tik tok), and witting (when you act smart, and you use a lot of 'smart words' to act smart, but you're actually stupid).

To twitch while you suck someone's tits, when you are a twit, while making a tik tok, and then to wit.
"Ewwwww. Last night, Rod was twitcking Eliza"
"Gross"
by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019
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dull behind

another word used for 'dumb ass' that has satisfied both 'dumb' and 'ass' in a rather proper term.
I'm such a dull behind. They're acting like a dull behind.
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Non-Irish Leprechaun

My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.
Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.
by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019
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