sherk and dokney

Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.

"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

Jabloony

when you accidentally eat rotten or expired processed meat which leads to a bad stomach ache or gas.

this morning I was cooking bacon and took a bite... realized it was Jabloony

oof

by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019

nigga sauce

a definition used to explain how fucking mad you are or how much you wanna fuck up a bitch.

" I hate him as much as nigga sauce"

by DwightIsAlmighty August 03, 2019

poke 'n stick

some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself

fuck man I gave myself a poke 'n stick last night

I'm smart

by DwightIsAlmighty August 03, 2019

Puff Puff Pass Nigga

When Inca haired Motha fuckas be taking your blunt.

Its puff puff pass nigga give me blunt before I rape you

by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019

shaploppy

when you are sitting on the toilet, and you shit, and the water hits your ass because of the weight of the shit.

I was in the bathroom, when the shaploppy startled me. I was sleeping, so the shaploppy woke me up

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

Michael Scott

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.

stop being such a Michael Scott!

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019