Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DwightIsAlmighty

Michael Scott

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

poke 'n stick

some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself

fuck man I gave myself a poke 'n stick last night

I'm smart

by DwightIsAlmighty August 3, 2019

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Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.

"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

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shaploppy

when you are sitting on the toilet, and you shit, and the water hits your ass because of the weight of the shit.

I was in the bathroom, when the shaploppy startled me. I was sleeping, so the shaploppy woke me up

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

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Puff Puff Pass Nigga

When Inca haired Motha fuckas be taking your blunt.

Its puff puff pass nigga give me blunt before I rape you

by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019

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Non-Irish Leprechaun

My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.

Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.

by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019

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