Jablonka

A female dog that has a dick

The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.

by Sidd P May 29, 2008

jablonka

A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.

Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.

by Billay July 20, 2008

jabonkalopes

Absolutely massive tits. Hooters. Sweater puppies. Very large cans.

Did you see her? Massive jabonkalopes on that one.

by Highvoltsparky May 6, 2022

jablonk

when the rub so good :weary:

dog gave me the jablonk of a life time

by juegos July 31, 2022

Jablonkus

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world

“You resemble Jablonkus”

by Boxwerth June 18, 2024