Jablonka

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A female dog that has a dick

The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.

Jablonka by Sidd P May 29, 2008

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jablonka

A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.

Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.

jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008

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jabonkalopes

Absolutely massive tits. Hooters. Sweater puppies. Very large cans.

Did you see her? Massive jabonkalopes on that one.

jabonkalopes by Highvoltsparky May 6, 2022

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jablonk

when the rub so good :weary:

dog gave me the jablonk of a life time

jablonk by juegos July 31, 2022

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Jablonkus

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world

“You resemble Jablonkus”

Jablonkus by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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