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A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.
Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.
jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008
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jabonkalopes 

Absolutely massive tits. Hooters. Sweater puppies. Very large cans.
Did you see her? Massive jabonkalopes on that one.
when the rub so good :weary:
dog gave me the jablonk of a life time
jablonk by juegos July 31, 2022

Jablonkus 

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world
“You resemble Jablonkus”
Jablonkus by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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