Jablonka

A female dog that has a dick

The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.

Jablonka by Sidd P May 29, 2008

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jablonka

A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.

Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.

jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008

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jablonka • jablonk • Jablonkus • jabonkalopes

jabonkalopes

Absolutely massive tits. Hooters. Sweater puppies. Very large cans.

Did you see her? Massive jabonkalopes on that one.

jabonkalopes by Highvoltsparky May 6, 2022

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jablonk

when the rub so good :weary:

dog gave me the jablonk of a life time

jablonk by juegos July 31, 2022

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Jablonkus

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world

“You resemble Jablonkus”

Jablonkus by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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