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Jaboinya 

A tourist. Very clueless, normally seen in tourist traps such as theme parks, famous restaurants, souvenir shops,
You will find many Jaboinyas at Disneyland.

You see a bunch of Jaboinyas in New York Times Square.

I saw a bunch of Jaboinyas in my area, eating at the Mexican food truck.
Jaboinya by NowwwwYouuuuKnowwww January 24, 2017

Jabloink 

Filler word. Means whatever you fucking want.
Gomeyy jabloinked Santa Clause because he was naughty.

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Jabloink by jabloink October 18, 2019

jaboinkin 

Jaboinkins are super Chad's from birth. These guys or gals can be the biggest jerks on the planet and still be loved by all. The have insane luck despite their awful decisions and will make you doubt the existence of karma.
"Josh is such a Jaboinkin. He seems like the worst person on the planet yet everything goes his way."
jaboinkin by SpirantGalaxy February 12, 2021
A young man who smokes tookah every day. Every Jabonky carries the characteristics of having curly hair or big ears. Also be careful cuz they will fuck yo bitch.
Ayyyyyyy wuzzzz gewd Jabonky? Where all duh reefer at?
jabonky by bluedesires February 26, 2018
The act of one rolling a fat babushka requiring two pieces of rizla to be stuck together in a parallel fashion
"YO G U WANNA ROLL A FAT ZOOT?"
"YHYH G YOUR RAH GONNA NEED A JABOING FOR DAT ONE DOE STILL"

jabonkalopes 

Absolutely massive tits. Hooters. Sweater puppies. Very large cans.
Did you see her? Massive jabonkalopes on that one.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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